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Doctor Who | Steven Seller

“It’s like Tenacious-D and Chameleon Circuit had a baby.”

The fucking Lyrics:

There is one thing that’s on your tv
The one thing that you should watch only
The only good thing on the BBC
Who could it be? Who could? It? Beeeeeeee 

This Saturday Night on BBC one, 
The geekiest show it has BEGUN.
You will not believe, what you will see, on the screen of your TV
It’s nothing like the shit you’ve seen before - On Channel 4!

The Cybermen, are back again, deleting all your facebook friends,
and then uploading them again, as virtual CYBERMEN!
And when they poke you - you become a cyberman too!

There’s only one man who can stop them, deleting all the humans,
flying in a box that’s painted BLUE!
IT’S DR WHO! DR Who - ooo!
Catch the repeat sunday on BBC two!

In all the universe, all the aliens come to earth,
of all the places within space, they think Wales is the perfect place!
To launch an invasion, of the United Kingdom, hiding and disguising as anything that’s not very expensive!
“Expensive? We are VERY EXPENSIVE!!”
“DO NOT MOCK THA DAAALEKS!!”
EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! the HUMAAANS!! EVERYONE!!
“mwa hahaaa (insert Dalek topical joke here)
WAIT WHATS THAT IN THE FUCKING SKY?????

Its - Matt Smith, Navigating TIME SHIFTS, on his way to ASS-KICK, the naughty little DALEKS
Oh no! They’ve locked the door! That’s what the sonic screwdrivers for! Tried to make him die and now you’re through!
It’s DR WHO - OOOOOO
Every season is the same - the Dr kills the Daleks, well guess what? They’re back again.
And every other season, the Dr changes face, and another British actor comes along to save the HUMAN RACE

“David tennant I miss you!”

I can’t add a page break, and I don’t even care about stretching your dash with this awesome. 

EXCUSE ME WHILE I PROCEED TO THROW UP RAINBOWS ALL OVER THE PLACE.

asdfghj I cannot, that’s THE BEST THING IN THE FUCKING UNIVERSE

FOREVER REBLOG

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